News And Events

The stuff everyone wants to hear,
but no one else is game enough to tell.

Day 2.

General News:
Lodge 5 had a kick flip competition with skate boards... - that had no wheels
Bec snores and has a beak...
Jenelle "the mechanic" tried to lower her matchbox car, only she flatterned it. She now has two cars, part one and part two.
The photocopyer is broken
John Marchant talks in his sleep
Reception trouble w/mobile phones
Stats: There are 102 campers
Kimmy has back dimples
Stacey has a "cute" bum and is rumoured to be "delicious"
Memory verse Ephesians 1:18
Girls are scared of the dark
Fuzzies need to be writeen
Last week - Burkie and Amber (Ohh la la)
Kimmy has 3 name tages.
Campers no too happy
-talks of riots about banquet being tomorrow night
-leaders letaliate - will beat protesting campers with sticks
Huge water fights all day
-drought
-shortage of water

Sports news
Juckas hurt is finger - in lodge time
Latest cricket joke - England

Entertainment News
24/7 is playing tonight
6 grammy award nominations
2 Dove awards
4 Gold albums with their new album being released with the cd launch tonight... in dream i had last night.

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Day 3

General News
Forest Retreat room 1. Has Crude news, but can't be said - too crude.
The "Cute" shorts were on display again.
Leader sings himself to sleep. Tom sings tune to fellow room mates, then wakes up.
Killer snake killed. Snake was spotted around 9pm last nigh, campers enlisted to help from Sludge and Fleetly. Snake put up good fight, but in the end, all 9 inches were shoveled to death.
Adrian was jellous of Lodge 5.
Bee Gees member died. No further comback tour planned. They ain't staying alive!
Total Fire Ban Day today
Josh Mc gets head bashed in by Matty "Nipples" D on couch - Lodge 5.
Photocopier is working
Back duimples update
-Josh D
-James D.
Natalie
Rachel T.
Matty D giggles when he plays guitar
Kimmy has another name tag
Kimmy and Yerin were in the lodge 5 shower room without the water on. When they opened the door, they got wet! Thanks Lodge 5!

Entertainment News
Stay away from new Russian girl band currently sweeping Europe with dance tunes.

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Day 4

General News
Heather can't say crepe paper... instead she says "crap paper"
Kimmy has no news
Easy walkers missed the turn and made it to the summit with the extreem walkeds except they did it eeeeasy. It was that easy, one walker did it in her shoes.
A desiel truck crashed in Ballart exploding in to flames killing the driver. - It was beleived airbags weren't fitted on the truck
Lyndal can't find own table without following other members of the dable back
A report released by Telstra today stated that they have solved all the problems in the bush - so far they have received no complaints.
Matty D looks like Frodo Baggins.
Rolf Got I.T. last night. - IXL Topping
Forest Retreat has 5 designated boys deemed "special"
-Matty D
-Scott
-James D
-Tim B
-Jomash
9 Fires are burning at Mt Buffallo with CFA crews fighting them. - Their weapons are earth, fire, wind water and Captain Bart.

Quote of the day
"Don't you hate the way chick manipulate guys"

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